Welder’s love plans unscrewed
By MEERA VIJAYAN
JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.
Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.
A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.
They, too, were unable to remove the nut.
At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.
This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess. That's a news to ease the political tension... I guess Mr.Chua Soi Lek also from Johor give his statemen too much pressure with his outta this world performance at the grand age of 60+!

The Friday morning, 15 August, unfortunately Jessie and I had to leave the rest of the guys to witness the Women's Table Tennis Team Bronze play-off at Peking University Gymnasium. Thereafter we would make our coach journey to the Great Wall - Badaling Wall, after a delightful lunch near the Olympic Games Village subway station. 
We were treated to an "emperor's" lunch because so many dishes were presented before us, together with Chinese beer and Coca Cola - all for only RMB50 per tour member! This was arranged by our two resourceful tour guides. To round up our lunch we were treated to some colourful singing, dancing and traditional music. And the souvenir stalls inside this restaurant gave a chance to some last-minute buying by some of our new-found friends.













A lotta people are angry or disappointed with Chong Wei for being a puppet of UMNO by-election.
Lee Chong Wei chooses not to be
Ye-ha! We got a Sandakan Hero here! Maybe not hero la, just side kick like Robin to Batman. Ramlang Bin Porigi sounds like Alienz to me, growing up in Sandakan never met any Bumiputra with such pronoucation!
Ramlan bin Porigi that young Imam that witness the Swearing ceremony of Saiful Bukhari in Federal Territory Mosque from Sandakan. Wakakaka!!! In Malay we would say *tumbang famous* of Saifool Bukhari, since the swearing ceremony is played again and again in the Media.
Although most blogs and media said he is from Sandakan, a friend of mine who know him personally said that Ramlang Bin Porigi is originaned from Balikpapan, Indonesia, a small town neighbouring Tawau.
It was believe that he is one of the products of Project IC Mahathir. No wonder he is an UMNO prodigy lol since UMNO give him his BLUE IDENTITY CARD! From Balik Papan to Sandakan, now as part of the *RESCUE* team to PERMATANG PAUH!!!
He got friendster account too, in Chinese saying this is *man mole siong chuen*, mind and body also can. Tech savvy lagi tu! Some say he is not a Real Iman just an assitant. I wonder why such an important ceremony there arent any present of those really big IMAN? Do this Big Iman wanna stay out of this political motivated ceremony? 
Around 7.30pm, I was having dinner with my uncle at an outlet near Servay hypermarket in the Penampang Baru when I noticed smoke coming out from the first. The owner of the hypermarket Mr & Mrs Lai is my dad’s friend and this must be a big lost to them.






Even Bill Gates went to watch badminton.
Uncle Wong Choong Hann ended Indonesian Taufik Hidayat's reign as the Olympic champion with a superb 21-19, 21-16 win in a second round match.









Call me racist... cal me watever you like! But this Idiots actions determine how people looks at their believe... BABARIC! Bar council forum wont change public view on Their Believe but their brutal and brainless action sum up the World View on Them!
They are exactly what I watched in Ku Wak Chai *Young & Dangerous*, who ever and whenever their lifestyle, prinsip being critize. They will fight back to an extand of no come back, the more they resist the more people will think of them as babarian.