Phil Collins’ fault that Stevie G saw red

As a life-time admirer I have been watching the Steven Gerrard arrest closely. I know his favourite album is Phil Collins’ greatest hits and that he is a massive fan. As it happens the fracas was reportedly started when the DJ refused to play Phil Collins, at which point Stevie G attacked him. What kind of music inspires this kind of violence? Most think of Marilyn Manson and the like, but here it is revealed. Phil Collins clearly inspires hatred and rage. The clues are all there, the skinhead, the hard, flinty stare. Well Phil, on behalf of music and peace fans everywhere please remember that when there’s dark music around it will never is another day for you and me in paradise!