Aliens in Sabah Jungle

I was going to Keningau to visit my uncle, on the way I stopped by the fringe of the jungle near the Pegalan Bridge last Thursday to shit along the stretch leading to the Keningau Township.

As my shit was coming out, I noticed some children that look like aliens, hiding in the nearby bushes. They ran off when I shouted out to them at peeping me, I was angry they shocked me and stopped my shit. So I chased them to give them a good bashing, only to find that several foreigners had made temporary dwellings in the nearby jungles.

So I fast-fast run to my car and speed off, I don’t wanna get hurt or anything like that since this aliens are push to the brink of extinction, they might fight back. My heart was pumping so fast, I hardly can drive the car in straight line.

I reach my Uncle Joseph house and told him my story. My uncle Joseph who is a farmer were also hard-hit by Aliens, especially when those hiding in the jungle were foraging on his agricultural produce, such as vegetables, maize, pineapples and fruits. Nothing much he can do since those aliens come in bunch and at night, by the time the police come they have left.

I went to Tenom the next day, I notice STF there…

The police only caught less than 50 aliens in Tenom and that’s unbelievable low, any guy living in Tenom should know that these aliens own the town. What are these so called combined forces of police & etc doing in Tenom. 50 aliens is an unacceptable figure, there are so many aliens that if you throw a stone blind fonded you will likely to hit one of them.

There are about 50 Special Task Force (STF) personnel has been station in Keningau-Tenom areas for almost four days now but their *Chu Long Che* doesn’t seems to be full at all. You think we pay them to jalan-jalan makan angina? It must be either be their inefficiency or aliens superior invisibility skills!

With so many plantations, contract workers, factories, coffee shops and supermarkets employing aliens, I wasn’t sure why cant STF caught more? I admit it was part of those Chinese taukeh who employ aliens that encourage them to come but aliens are so cheap just roughly around RM5 aday!

Aliens might not be well educated but they are smart, guided by the instinct to survive, I bet aliens did know that STF is coming! This might have prompted the aliens to seek shelter in the surrounding jungles to escape arrest. Most of them were noted to have stocked up food supplies before disappearing into the jungles.

I bet those fugitives aliens will emerge from their hideout once STF ended their operation. How do we get rid of those aliens?

There seems to be no answer!!!